We just received an urgent call from NORAD asking that we remain alert for an Unidentified Flying Object which, based on events of the past, is expected to visit our area tonight after dark.

NORAD has confirmed this object, which appears to be some type of sleigh driven by a heavy-set male dressed all in red (see image below), is currently airborne and was recently sighted near Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of the Congo. He’s already said to have delivered approximately 3,082,925,268 presents !

Do not panic! The men and women of the Oneida County Sheriff's Office are very familiar with this subject, and have a long history of tracking him over Oneida County each and every Christmas Eve.

Merry Christmas to everyone!!!!